Wednesday, April 29, 2009

One minute ovid (many days late)

Atalanta was a damn foxy lady, but she was told by an oracle that she couldn't marry. Aside from being a damn foxy lady, she was a super fast. she decided that if anyone purposed that she would simply beat them in a foot race and wouldn't have to marry them. also they would die for trying. Hippomenes was a good looking fella, and he wanted Atalanta bad. knowing the danger of racing her and fearing for his life he asked Venus for a little help. She agreed to help him win the race. all he had to do was throw a golden apple off the path every time she got ahead of him. so after the third and heaviest apple was thrown he won the race, and they got hitched. Venus was super pissed that hippomenes didn't thank her for all her help so when the two were at a shrine later she put a spell on them both that made them uncontrollably horny and they bumped uglies right on the shrine. When Hera found out they had defiled a shirne she turned them both into lions.

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